Q: What do you gift to...

your somewhat transient, somewhat adult child for that first 8th of that 8 month gap between xmasfest and birthmonth?

A: A 5 lb (packaged, far more shipped) astromech droid. Obvs. course. Size 14 foot included for size comparison.

Who cares how impractical, unwieldy or inconveinent. It is perfect. Just hope it can carry my bags.