14. Completely Predictable Things That Happened in L.A. and S.F.

1. Kiefer loved Heather.
2. I missed my flight home.
3. Heather made fun of my rental car.
   
4. Ami turned out to be a rock star.
   
5. I missed my flight home, again.
6. Heather yelled at me for calling her Boner.
7. Heather responded to Boner.
8. Haylie Duff's birthday party.
9. Heather loved Kiefer.
10. I missed my flight home, yet again.
11. Somehow, without even trying, I ended up blitzkrieging Vegas.
    
12. I came home by way of State College, P.A.