1. Things To Which I Might Resolve Myself Come the New Year

1. Collect, only collect, and never again pay interest.
2. Be over and done with it, then, there, her, all.
3. More carbs or fewer, but no half measures.
4. No talking about tomorrow, only arriving at each place and moment no more than fashionably late.
5. Never fail to stand when a lady approaches or departs a table.
6. Booze and women of questionable virtue.
   
7. Read, but never name check, Ibsen, Coleridge, Wordsworth et. al.
8. Locate and secure a source of "Fuck You Money."
9. Forgive it, then, there, her, all.
10. Be done with and have sold the second novel.
11. More late nights, more early days.